For the first time in WRA history we have a Celebrity E-vite FROM one celebrity to another.Dearest Nadya,
Let's be honest with each other. You need a man who can handle your eight new kids. Who better than a man with tentacles?
You never have to worry about your kids again. I'll take care of them and put them to work. What fine Henchlings they will be!
Also, did I mention I'm a doctor? What woman doesn't want a doctor? I can perform your collagen implants and plastic surgery myself.
The paparazzi that is constantly hounding you? No need to worry about them. I'll just impale and toss the entire crowd and send them away screaming. (Especially that Peter Parker snot from the Daily Bugle.)
And when the day is done we can retire back to my hidden lair where I can please you in ways you've never dreamed of.
Did I mention I have tentacles?
WITH attachments.
Ever since my accident years ago in the lab I've turned myself into an oddity. A freak.
I did this to myself, you brought this on your own.
You are as self-absorbed as any supervillain.
We are a perfect match!
Call me!
Dr. Otto Octavius
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