Rappers and Hip-Hop Celebrities Suck!

So I'm watching the tube tonight and I'm assaulted by the stupidity and lack of talent by Flo-Ri-Duh on American Idol. What a terrible performance. The dorkiest of contestants have more talent than this poser.

First off, for those of you who are already dismissing my opinion because you think rap is cool, fuck off. I know I'm not cool. I watch American Idol, collect Star Wars shit, play D&D and blog about shit that doesn't matter. Also, thinking your cool is the first sign that you are not.

But I digress. So Flo-Ri-Duh sounded terrible. He had to have some chick sing every other verse and he had to have the typical posse guy on stage backing his ass up with the "lyrics" and the usual "yeah" "yeah". Tripe.

Wake up America. Why do you eat this up?

Holy shit. Why hasn't this crap ran its course yet? I remember in the 80's when this shit started emerging thinking to myself "10 years, it'll be gone and people will come to their senses. Like disco." Then Hip Hop  creeps in its ugly head...fuck. I hate that most of that shit too.

Here it is 20 years later and the fucking shit is thriving.

Damn it. I hate being wrong.

So back to the ever-talented Flo-Ri-Duh. Stay in the studio mother fucker. Stay where they can remix and filter your ass. While your at, why don't you find some other songs from 20 years ago and put your own magic touch to it. So many of these dickheads like raping the '80s and early '90s of their music. I hope the guys from Dead or Alive are getting paid for you taking their song and bastardizing it. While we're at it I wish they would come up with their own material (better yet, no material). This means you P-Douchey. Sure Sting was cool about raping "Roxanne". That doesn't make it alright. Sting, you dumb-fuck.



Don't even get me started on that "genius" Kanye West. I wish the judges on Idol were present during that guys performance a month a so ago. Yet again, Terrible. Did anyone notice that they got rid of the judges during his performance? They don't do that for everyone. Kanye probably didn't want America to see Simon wincing at the performance. It should be mandatory for every guest performer to go through the judges' critiquing when they appear.

Wake up America! Quit buying this bullshit. Don't give them any more money. I don't want to see another one of these no-talent fucks on another episode of Cribs. What I DO want to see is "Cribs: Where are they now?" It will be an episode showing all of the rappers and hip-hoppers who once flaunted their wealth and material possessions slumming it out in their mom's basement (because they don't know their daddy's, yeah, I said it).

Let them all go the way of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice!