In case you missed it, last night Adam Lambert turned possibly one of the best alt-rock odes ever written, U2's "One", into a drag queen anthem. The story goes that Simon asked special permission from the band to use the song and at the last minute Bono called Simon and gave his blessing.
Bono, have you not been watching the show? Did you not realize that Adam was going to sing it like a black woman? Which would be cool, IF HE WERE A BLACK WOMAN!
Simon, are you kidding? No one is buying that you loved that performance. We all saw that grossed-out look / sideways glance you gave Paula.
So this eVite goes out to Simon. It's your fault that we had to sit there in our living rooms and watch your new Boy George cover U2. Simon we invite you to join with the other Celebrity Assholes. We are sure that they will understand that you can't always get it right and when you do by God don't let on that you were wrong.
Probably a lesser eVite should go to U2 for showing really poor judgement. Maybe Bono needs to buy a TV too.
No eVite for Adam Lambert though. Why? Because he did his thing and its not his fault that it made my skin crawl. I probably should get an eVite for even watching this show anymore.
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